Day 284 - Olive Oyl - 10/13/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is a song about Olive Oyl:

from youtube:

A song about Olive Oyl from Popeye's perspective, maybe.


Lyrics:

I'm only handsome when she
wants something
she only likes me
with a catch
She's only happy when
I'm doing something for her
She only plays ball
when I fetch.

Our love is conditional.

She's always talking
seldom interested
in anything I have
to say
She's fickle when she's not
dismissing me
we only go dutch
when I pay.

Our love is conditional.






I don't much care for Olive Oyl. She's not very nice to Popeye, Bluto, Brutus, or any of the gentlemen that are interested in her. And Popeye's so nice to her.

Oh well, I still love Popeye.

She wants a clean *oof* shaven *ugh* man...

Talk Like a Pirate Day!

From youtube:


Back up vocals by Princess Melawesome and Jobean!


Lyrics:

Talk like a pirate!
I just might.
Talk like a pirate!
Okay, all right.
If you insist
I just may
talk like a pirate
today!


Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Arrr... I suppose...

Day 259 - At a Loss in the Supermarket (an original song) - 9/17/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is an original song I wrote about ice cream:

Lyrics:

I'm standing dumbfounded
in the frozen aisle of
the grocery store.
Surrounded by ice cream
except for the flavor
I'm looking for.

I can't quite remember
oh, what was the
name of it.
It was Ben and Jerry's
I hope it hasn't
been discontinued yet.

I'm standing dumbfounded
in the frozen aisle of
the grocery store.
Surrounded by ice cream
except for the flavor
I'm looking for.

... Oh wait, it's Karamel Sutra...

I almost said Americone Dream...

Day 165 - All the Fun - an original song! - 6/14/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is a new original song!

It's also a lyric video!

It's about people being mean. Especially geeks and nerds, who, in my opinion, should be nicer to everyone. Especially each other.

It's also about sporks.

You can download it here! Just click on any of the words in this line!

Or you could become my Patron!

Some videos of songs I wrote...

A cover of that one song from that one scene in Back to the Future!

A song from my Ponder and Enlightening comic sung by the Claudius puppet!

A new original song about lover or something.

And finally

A song about the Pitch Drop Experiment!

$945.00?!?!?!?

Pretty Girls and Crap

Monster Cereal!

Strange Kids Club is having a contest for people to create their own Monster-themed cereal mascots. Here're my entries:

And I wrote and recorded a song about Monster Cereal:

My Hopes for this Holiday

PUNKINS!

A couple Halloween/October videos...

I do not like mowing the lawn.

Road Trip Songs: at Rest Stops and in the Car

Happily Ever After... And Then!

Sweet Title, Dark Song

Glass Table Experiment 1

The Other Boy Who Also Lived...

A Monster of a Friend

#geekworldproblems

Stop Discontinuing Food I Like!