Showing posts with label simpsons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label simpsons. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Day 209 - Panera Bread's Fontina Grilled Cheese! - 7/29/2015

I have a fast food obsession.

Panera Bread's Fontina Grilled Cheese.



(all pics in this article will link to their sources)


It wasn't an obsession at first, just a really freaking good grilled cheese.

But then... I found out it's a seasonal menu item...




Now I know it's the ONLY GRILLED CHEESE I EVER WANT TO EAT.




I CAN'T NOT HAVE THIS AVAILABLE TO ME YEAR-ROUND!

I... I... I just...


I finally understand Homer in the Krusty Ribwitch episode...




Or those people who are McRib fanatics... I guess.

I like Homer more than McDonald's.

I didn't try the Krusty Ribwitch when I was in Universal Studios Florida... I've made a mistake... several mistakes...





Why didn't I eat more of them while they were still available?!?!





It's so creamy and cheesy and the herbs or seasoning or whatever... I don't know what's in it. Fontina?



So melt-y and, and...




... unhealthy and perfect.


Panera Bread, why must you hurt my heart so?





I mean, just look at this crap:






I used to look at a picture like that and think, "Yeah! That would be so good with some tomato soup!"

Now I just think... "YUCK! No thank you!"


Panera Bread, you've ruined me forever...






Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Day 98 - Blinky Fish MS Painting! - 4/7/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is a page out of Wayne White's book!

Kind of.





So... I bad MS-painted Blinky the 3-eyed fish from the Simpsons over a landscape painting!

Wayne White good real-paints words over landscape paintings. Those paintings are worth buying. My painting is just ok enough to put up on this blog. It might get 7 views!







Friday, March 6, 2015

Day 65 - Poet-fessor Jonathan Frink - 3/6/2015

Alas! A Poem

By Professor Jonathan "John" I.Q. Neidelbaum Frink, Jr., B.Sc., Ph.D. M.R.S.C., C.Chem





G'hey! Hovin-glavin
I don't know what to say
with the words and the flavin
and the hey hey hey