The world's the worst it's ever been
Our cultures turning more obscene
It's enough to make your face turn green
Everyone only loves "Me, Myself, and Irene"!
Me, Myself, and Irene, Me, Myself, and Irene
When the DVD ends push play ageen
If films were a college, it'd be the Dean!
Me, Myself, and Irene
With Jim Carrey muggin' in every scene
Rene Zelwegger is now our Queen!
The Farrelly Brothers mastered the silver screen
with Me, Myself, and Irene!
Me, Myself, and Irene, Me, Myself, and Irene
When the DVD ends push play ageen
If films were a college, it'd be the Dean!
Me, Myself, and Irene
All the tiny tots eating strained green beans
love Me, Myself, and Irene!
All the hepcat tweens in their skinny jeans
love Me, Myself, and Irene!
And the senior team with their AARP zines
love Me, Myself, and Irene!
Me, Myself, and Irene, Me, Myself, and Irene
When the DVD ends push play ageen
If films were a college, it'd be the Dean!
Me, Myself, and Irene
May be a song some day. All the words at the ends of rhyme lines that don't rhyme with Irene would be said as if they do rhyme with Irene.
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