Those Dodgers Are All Jammed Up!

Sir Mike and I went to the Who North America warehouse today! I bought Jammie Dodgers and Jelly Babies like Doctor Who!

Hello, Strange Kids!

This post is for anybody who wondered to the Ponder Couch by way of the Strange Kids Clubhouse.

Hello.

Here are two video reviews I did for a couple of Deficitionalized Products:

Romulan ale.

Buzz Cola


And just for fun:

Yeah, Jelly Babies and Turkish Delight aren't Defictionalized, but I found out about them through shows and books I enjoy so... they're almost the same... kinda...

Here's that song I did about geeky t-shirts mentioned and linked to in the Strange Kids Club article:

Check out the rest of the site! There's lots of fun stuff and some of it is by other people!

And if you don't know what I'm talking about go here:  http://www.strangekidsclub.com/2013/05/08/collector-spotlight-9/

Some More Videos!

A song about the Corn Palace! You should also check out my Corn Palace blog!

Some fun with bath foam!

The theme song from "Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats"!

A song I wrote about my love for Lunch Breaks!

Idearrhea 4!

More ideas I had:

1. I like my pastries at room temperature. I don't mind that other people like their pastries hot, but I just don't care for what warmth does to the texture. I wish there was a reverse microwave.

I know some of you are thinking "there is, it's called a refrigerator or freezer". While this does cool food down, it takes longer than I'd like. If I could get a cookie or piece of pie fresh from the oven, pop it in a reverse microwave for about a minute, and pull it out at room temperature, I would be a very happy Sethifus indeed.

Alas, for now I'll just have to wait and eat my pastries when they cool down on their own.

2. I wish someone would make a ball pit, but instead of balls they would use big, puffy, hollow gold coins. I know I've seen them around, but I have not been able to find them in my google searches.

The point of this fake coin ball pit is that then I could swim in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck!

3. Another thing I wish existed is a set of puppet features (eyes, nose, a hinged mouth) that had velcro or something like that so it could stick to most surfaces. That way you could turn any blanket, shirt, scarf, stocking cap, or other fabric into an improvised puppet!

I think the Henson Studios and Disney could make a lot of money off of this idea.


4. They should make a chess set out of nail polish bottles and/or other beauty products.

In my version of this each color of polish or different product would be a different shaped chess piece.


That's all I got for now! More later, perhaps!

Some videos of songs I wrote...

A cover of that one song from that one scene in Back to the Future!

A song from my Ponder and Enlightening comic sung by the Claudius puppet!

A new original song about lover or something.

And finally

A song about the Pitch Drop Experiment!

Idearrhea 3!

Here are some more ideas I had to get out of my head. Hopefully someone will do something with them.

1. I work in a preschool so a good portion of my job is wiping noses. When I started working with infants and toddlers I realized that wiping a child's nose is the WORST THING YOU COULD EVER, EVER DO to a child. At least, that's what the children keep telling me as I try to wipe their noses.

I also noticed that children don't mind when you grab their face with a puppet, pretending the puppet is eating their face.

I put the two together in my mind and came up with the idea of a puppet you could use specifically to wipe noses. You pretend the puppet is eating, or "noming", their face and wipe their nose in the process. The mouth would hold onto a tissue, and the puppet would be washable.

I tested my idea with Peepers Puppets:

That worked pretty well. I'd like someone to make a puppet specifically for wiping noses. I don't know if it would work or how long it would work. But I think it is worth a try.


2. This last week was Dr. Seuss's birthday. I think a place that makes slippers should make slippers that look like the socks from Fox in Socks.

They look comfy as all getout and I would totally buy a pair.

3. Finally I have an idea for a commercial compaign for a certain sandwich chain. Many years ago they had a terrible commercial that involved one of their people who make sandwiches dancing as a rap song played about their new wrap sandwiches. I thought it was one of the worst commercials I'd ever seen. My friend Chris Hockley agreed with me and told me about his idea for a good sandwich commercial. Today I made that commercial:

My idea is that this specific sandwich chain could ask for people to make and send in commercials for them to use instead of their not good commercials (only one of their "funny" commercials has ever made me laugh, and I only laughed the first time I saw it). This would be much like what Doritos has done in the past. People could send them in via youtube or another video site.

Or they could set up a neutral background in each sandwich shop with a video camera that would link to a specific site and they could send in their commercials that way.

I don't know if they would want to do this, how much it would actually cost, etc. But I do know that it would result in better commercials than whatever they currently use.

That's it for now! More ideas as soon as I think of them.

And speaking of commercials...

Here Princess Melawesome and I cover a couple local commercials from the Sioux Falls, SD area.