3 Taste Test/Reviews!

I recently went to the best grocery store I've ever seen!

JUNGLE JIM'S!!!!!

It is amazing!

It's a huge store that has pretty much anything I could ever think of or want from a grocery store, plus it has animatronics and other weird decorations!

I was too overwhelmed to even know where to begin taking pictures. So check out the website  and if you ever find yourself in the Cincinnati/Fairfield Ohio area I highly, highly recommend, can not recommend enough that you check it out.

It's about 1 hour and 45 minutes from my house, and I will definitely be back.

Several times.


On this trip I got this haul:

Yes! They have Jelly Babies! When I see a package of Jelly Babies, I buy it.


I also got Jolly Ranchers Watermelon-flavored soda!

I didn't review that in a video. I drank it on the drive home. It's good! I'd drink it again.


But I did review the other 4 cans!

Here are 3 new taste test/reviews!

It's fun to do a bunch of reviews in one day!

Plus now I'm all hopped up on sugar!

I think my favorite part of these reviews is that I got to use my new Ponder Couch Spit Bucket!

Is there anything you'd like to see me review? Drop me a line at sethifusp@gmail.com!

SUGAR!!!!!!!!

3 New Videos!!!!!

1. A new "Eating Foods Wrong" video!

2. New Ponder Couch Station ID Bumper/Intro!

3. A taste-test/Review of Guinness Chips from Burts Chips/Crisps!

Please watch and share as you see fit!

I like Guinness...

Catching up!

I've been making stuff.

Here's some of it that I haven't put on the Ponder Couch until just now!

SMILE!!!!  a song written to score the flashing of this bouncy ball.

I did my best imitation of a hardcore metal screamo song I could.

I should probably never do that again.

ZIMA taste test and review!

An instrumental about rain!

I used 2 songs in it from my youtube channel afewquietminutes!

VIDEO 1: Frisbee in the Rain

VIDEO 2: Rain Spout

New MisterSeth song!

It's about a Little Birdie in a Hardware Store!

I worked hard on this stuff. If you can watch each of them and share them in various ways, that'd make me feel pretty great.

I also made the cover for the new album I'm working on!

But you have to wait to see it until the album is done!

Unless you ask really nicely.

Share the blog, too! The more clicks the more...

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Pepsi Fire - a review

I tried Pepsi Fire today

Cinnamon.

Hey, I look kinda like my banner picture again...

Big Lots! has Hydrox! - a taste test and review

Here's a review of the other 3 things:

* Party Jaffa Cakes - wonderful. Jaffa Cakes are one of the best things to eat.

* Dieffenbach's Coney Island Hot Dog Chips - These taste, to me, just like a hot dog! If they made a hot dog that tasted like potato chips you could eat the strangest, most interesting meal I can think of at the moment.

* Zapp's Potato Chips: New Orleans Kettle Style Voodoo chips - These are really good! To me they taste like Ruffles All Dressed Chips and the Whole Shebang Chips. Tangy, a bit smokey, and muddled in a good way.





Not bad for under $10 (with a full-priced bottle of soda)...

I'd still rather have found more Ecto Cooler...

Juicy Juice = Ecto Cooler?!

I did a new taste test.

To see if Juicy Juice Orange Tangerine really tastes like Ecto Cooler, watch the video!


































It's pretty close! Try it to see for yourself.





I still miss the real Ecto Cooler though.

And Slimer... I miss Slimer...

MNT DEW - DEW-S-A: tasting it...

Tastes like... America...




So Mountain Dew is hopping on the patriotic bandwagon? I guess someone had to follow in Budweiser's footsteps.

Woo!

HOSTESS ICE CREAM TREATS!

Hey... these exist...

I recommend them.


You should try them, if you like such things.

I know there's a snoball thing too. I don't like those.

Simpsons Food Sampled by Sethifus!

I went to Universal Orlando Resort!

Formerly Universal Studios Orlando.

They had real Simpsons food there!

I ate and drank some!

Here are my reviews in order!

1. Krusty Burger

I tried a Krusty Burger and original Duff a couple years ago (read about it here!)

I still stand by what I said. Krusty Burger is awesome. It tastes soooooo good. I love the sauce and the fact that they put a sweet pickle on top. Yum!

2. Krusty Ribwich

The Ribwich was also very, very good! It's not in one big slab like in the cartoon

It was in a lot of little, tasty chunks.

I thought I got more pictures of it, but apparently I did not.

I guess I only took 4 hasty pics so as to not draw too much attention to myself in a public place.




3. Duff Beer!

Man, do I love Duff Beer.

If it was widely available, I'd always have it in my fridge.

It tastes sort of like Samual Adams Boston Lager, but a little different than that.

It's not the best beer, but it is my favorite beer.

4. Duff Lite

This Duff is more how I thought all Duff would taste. Weak and watered-down. Not much flavor, but you could probably drink 10 in one sitting.

I wouldn't buy Duff Lite myself, but I wouldn't turn it down if someone offered it to me.

5. Duff Dry

My-oh-my Duff Dry!

I would buy this frequently, too. Princess Melawesome said it was her favorite of the 3 Duffs. She helped me eat the burger and the ribwich as well!

I'm not sure what other beer to compare it too. It tastes like other "dry" beers I've had. All I can say is that it's really good.




That's it for this set of reviews!

I would love to go back and try some more of the defictionalized foods from downtown Springfield, but that will have to wait until I've paid off this trip.




If you have any requests for deficitionalized product reviews, ideas for "made real" segments, or just want to tell me how handsome I am, please leave a comment below or send me an e-mail at sethifusp@gmail.com

Can't get enough, of that wonderful...

The Whole Shabang! Taste test review.

I don't have much else to say about them.  They're vinegary. More vinegary than Ruffles All Dressed. But they're very, very good. I can see why people crave them.

Click here to order some!

Click here to read the article I read!

Click here to give me money to do stuff like this more often!

If We Didn't Eat Cheesy Poofs...

I did it.

I ordered a box of Cheesy Poofs from 1998.

Here's the proof:

Did you watch it yet?

SPOILERS!

They were awful!

That was one of the worst tastes I've had in my mouth in a long time.

It tasted kinda dusty and kinda medicinal.

I do not recommend eating expired Cheesy Poofs.

Click HERE to read my review of the bag from 2011!

Click HERE to read about my trek to one of the last Suncoast Video stores!

Click here to support me so I can keep making dumb stuff like this!

Frosted Krusty O's Krusty Brand Cereal!

I did a new review!

This cereal came out as part of the promotion for the Simpson's movie. Back when they turned some 7-Elevens into Kwik E Marts. They had KrustyO's, pink Doughnuts, Squishees, and Buzz Cola (which Sir Mike got and gave one to me, and then I reviewed it!).


These KrustyO's tasted like stale Fruit Loops.

So not horrible.




I made a playlist of all my Simpsons-related videos!

Watch them all!

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