Sir Mike Shirt in the Fabric!

Look what I just got!

I got a Sir Mike shirt in the mail from the Ponder Couch Cafepress Store!!!!!!

You should go buy some shirt there too!

There's lots to choose from:

GO! BUY!

I had everything to do with these things.

Johnny Depp and Cafepress!

Johnny Depp...

He's wearing this shirt from the Ponder Couch cafepress store!

Well, not that one... that's a shirt to show off your muscles.

That one!


You should get it too!


PONDERCOUCHCAFEPRESSSTORE!

I'd still marry that man.

Day 242 - The Spagooti Noodlers! - 8/31/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is a new Ficitonal Bands Tee!

Go buy 15!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Day 219 - More Shirts!!!! - 8/8/2015

I helped make 3 things today!

But they rely on other people and some time to pass before they will be done so...


I made some more shirts you can buy at the Ponder Couch Store!


I made a male and a female version of the dark shirt for each image!

Below are a picture of each new shirt! (some male, some female). Most of the images are the byline pics for everyone who has published something on the Ponder Couch!

The last two are my favorites.

Again, you can buy all of these at the Ponder Couch Store! And you should!

At least a few of them.

The holidays are just around the corner! Kind of...

I opened a new cafepress store, too. So far there is just one design, but it's on a lot of stuff.

I plan to add more designs. Some time. After I've made more designs.

Hooray for more shirts no one will buy! 

Buy My Coffee Mug!!!!!!

I couldn't resist.

Even if no one wants it. Here it is!


Buy more Ponder Couch Stuff from the Ponder Couch Store!

Or just pay me to be me!

Ponder Couch Store!!!!!!

I mentioned in a post a few days ago that I should start a Ponder Couch Store.

Well, it exists.

http://www.cafepress.com/pondercouch


It has this

and a couple other shirts.

I'll add more as I think of them.





Go! Buy! Win!

Day 132 - "gladys wants fries with that" - 5/12/2015

Today's Thing is a new Indy band you've probably never heard of.

It's also a the newest shirt design in my Fictional Bands cafepress store!

I made it out of a non sequitur and a public domain Edward Lear illustration.


You should probably go buy a shirt or 9.

Everybody wants fries with that.

Day 116 - 52 Card Suburban - 4/25/2015

Today's Thing is a new fictional band for my Fictional Bands Cafe Press Store!

I made it out of a free font and googled clip art!


The name is a play on words. If it's too dumb to make sense, see below...
















(Think 52 Card Pickup, but Suburban instead of Pickup)



(yeah, dumb)



Anyway... they are a fictional Swing Band. Like Vegas, baby. Money...


Here's what the image looks like on the shirt you can buy:

You're so Money and you don't even doughnut.

Day 63 - Goblet 'O Pizza! - 3/4/2015

Third and final Photoshopped image for a Ponder and Enlightening restaurant.

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is "Goblet 'O Pizza"! Claudius's favorite place!


You can buy the original t-shirt of Goblet 'O Pizza if you click on these words!

Great, now I'm hungry...

Day 55 - My 33rd Birthday! - 2/24/2015

It's my birthday! As I write this, I just turned 33 a few minutes ago or so (8:30-ish AM).

Want to help me celebrate my becoming two 3's? Here's a list of things you could do.


1. Go watch some videos on my Youtube Page!

There are a lot of videos on there. You might be able to watch for a few hours and not repeat a video. I always like to get a few more views.

2. Go watch some videos on my Youtube for Children and Their Grown Ups Page!

There are 50-some videos on there. I would appreciate it if you shared the videos with children and/or parents you know.

3. Watch my reading of "14,000 Things to Be Happy About"!

I've only read 25 pages so far (if you don't count the covers and title page).  It's a silly book, but it does make me happy to read it. It might make you happy to watch a few pages-worth.

4. Read some of the archives of my comic Ponder and Enlightening!

There are over seven years of comics on that site. I still add a new one occasionally, but not every day like I did for most of those 7 years. Some of them are well done (if I do say so myself), some are terrible, and a lot were made just to get a comic out that day.

I worked hard on the comic as a whole so it always makes me happy when someone takes the time to check it out.

5. "Read" some of my Impending Doom! comics!

These are all based around the idea that something terrible is about to happen. This is the moment before it happens. I did a similar comic with the same name when I was in college. This is an updated version.

The joke might get a little old after a few, but I made it for several years. I hope you enjoy it!

On to the blogs!

6. Check out the rest of the Ponder Couch!

If you are reading this, you are already on the Ponder Couch. So you probably already know about it. But it would mean a lot to me if you checked out some of the other entries from the archives. I've had this blog going for a while. My friends Mike, Geoff, Mal, Spike the Fish, and Princess Melawesome all have a post or 3 worth checking out.

7. The Mighty Palace of Corn!

The Corn Palace of Mitchell South Dakota is stupid and wonderful at the same time. I love it a lot so I started a blog to collect the mentions and depictions of it in various media.

Check it out!

8. My Happy Seth Comics!

This blog is a series of single-panel comics about things that make my life a little brighter.

I haven't updated it in a while. Maybe soon.

I hope you like some of these things too.

9. My Childish Books!

These are books I write in the form of children's books, but they are not for children. So far there are only 2. I have an idea for a couple more books, but no drive to do them. Maybe some day.

Silly, dark humor. You might like them, you might hate them. There they are.



You might be saying, "But Seth, I can only show affection and/or celebrate with money? What can I do?"

Oh, my flush friend, so many things...


Music!


10. Check out my sethifus Bandcamp page!

Here is where you can listen to the audio versions of all of the original songs on my sethifus Youtube page! You can buy them too, if you are so inclined. The quality isn't the best, but I make them available just in case.

11.  Check out my MisterSeth Bancamp page!

Same deal, but with my music for kids. Check it out, share it with kids and parents and teachers.



Apparel and Accessories!

12. My Ponder and Enlightening Cafe Press Store!

Shirts and stuff I made with P 'n E images on them! You can buy them, if you want.

13. My Impending Doom! Cafe Press Store!

Impending Doom! shirts and stuff. You can buy this stuff, too!

14. My APO Town Cafe Press Store!

This is a cafe press store I set up for shirts and stuff with Alpha Psi Omega designs on them. Mostly for my APO friends from college. But this store has sold more stuff than the others combined. Go figure.

15. My Fictional Bands Cafe Press Store!

I had plans to make up a bunch of band names and put them on shirts and stuff. I made a few. Check them out!

16. My You Had to Be There Cafe Press Store!

This store was for products with inside jokes on them for my friends and I to buy. They make no sense to you, but you can still buy them if you want.

17. My Happy Mediocrity Cafe Press Store!

Back before youtube I wrote music in an attempt to be another Dashboard Confessional. I made some shirts and stuff with the name and some images on them. You can buy them here.

Oh, and you can download all of the songs I wrote as "Happy Mediocrity" on my sethifus bandcamp page.


18. Reactionary Tees.

I'm not proud of this, but there it is.




So there it is! The bulk of my years of creativity on the internet! Take some time to consider them, and you will have helped me celebrate the beginning of my 33rd year or making stuff.


One more thing....

If you want to help me fulfill my dream of quitting my real job and getting paid a comfortable wage for making what I want to make when I want to make it, become my patron on patreon!

Maybe some day a rich person like Oprah or JK Rowling or... David Letterman will decide to help me out, until then it's up to you!

How 'bout it?