Grey Gray Hair Heir and a fifth of little dinos!

New song!

And this thing!

I hope you are doing well!

Teenie Tiny Dinosaurs! part 4!

A fourth thing Teenie Tiny Dinosaurs do!

It's a fact!

Bumper #2!

This one turned out a little better and a bit more like classic Nickelodeon station identification bumpers!


I'm planning to make a bunch of these. I will eventually make as compilation video, but for now I'll make a playlist.

Someday this blog will have enough followers or I'll be famous enough that I'll be able to make other people make stuff like this for me, and make better.

Dinos and Bumpers!

A 3rd Teenie Tiny Dinosaur video!

Dino Fact!

And the first in a line of Nickelodeon-Style Identification Bumpers!

That's this image:

... behind a box fan.

Yeah... that's not the clearest picture.

But others are bound to get better!

Orange you glad you've got your Ponder Couch?

Teenie Tiny Dinosaurs! Part 2!

Part 2!

More to come!

I love me some Teenie Tiny Dinosaurs!

Teenie Tiny Dinosaurs! part 1

Of course they do!


I plan to make a series of these.

I hope you like them.

What else do those teenie dinos do?

Packed with a Surprise Baby?!

Marshalls! Seriously, WTF?!

I guess I just don't understand off-price retailers...

Roomate Reuben

Here's a new Bad MS Paint!

Have you ever watched Baman Piderman?


Well, this is a character I made up for that universe.

His name is Reuben. He lives in Baman's house. He doesn't come ober to Piderman's house much.

He's a good house... guy.

Johnny Depp and Cafepress!

Johnny Depp...

He's wearing this shirt from the Ponder Couch cafepress store!

Well, not that one... that's a shirt to show off your muscles.

That one!


You should get it too!


PONDERCOUCHCAFEPRESSSTORE!

I'd still marry that man.

Andre the Giant Has a Paci!

I had this idea.

I made it.

Now it's here.

Um... OBEY?

Fart Baby and Teeth Are Not for Biting!

Hmmm... this book...

and this book...

Board Books are a big part of my teaching day.

If I could choose a job, I'd choose to not have one.

Day 365!!!!! - Young Aspiring... - 12/31/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Final Thing of the Year is...

Take THAT, OLD NAVY!



Seriously, be an artist if you want.




That's it! A whole year of Things!

No More Things!

Day 362 - Ottoman Umpire! - 12/28/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day is the Ottoman Umpire!

Dad jokes are the best jokes!

There're no foot stools in baseball!

Day 361 - Rocko the Wallaby! - 12/27/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is Rocko!

He's got a modern life.

Spunky.

Day 341 - Merry Sethmas!

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is a sweater!

I guess this is something they're selling now.

I guess I'm Star Wars canon.... weird.

It makes me look like Dark Helmet.

Day 340 - Eye Monster! - 12/7/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is an Eye Monster!

I like Monsters!


At least, childish drawings of fictional monsters anyway.

Like a big, purple potato guy!

Day 335 - Male Teacher!

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is this Male Teacher!

I am a Male Teacher!

I was doing some Pinterest stuff today and thought to look up Male Teacher.

For some reason it made me want to a make a bunch of pictures of myself with those words.

I hope it does something good for someone somewhere.

Anybody else have some pictures of me or other Male Teachers that you'd like to give similar treatment? Do it! And send me a link in the comments!

Day 326 - Happy T-day from PNE! - 11/24/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day is a new PnE T-day Pic!

It's a Dogwood balloon!

What could've been if only a few million more people found, read, liked, and supported my comic...

Day 320 - Tom Waits "Shared Bottle Lullabies"! - 11/20/2015

Yeesh, 3 days behind again...


Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is the cover of a lost Tom Waits Album!

Man, I'd like to hear that album.

Of course it's not real.

Day 316 - Toity the Toilet Turtle Toon! - 11/14/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is Toity 2!

I can't decide if he's more unsettling as a for-real turtle or a cartoon one.



Both bite EVERYTHING.

1 More Thing and 2 More Thankfuls!

How do I keep getting behind? So close to the end...