Christmas at the Ponder Couch!

Santa Buddy, slip a Lightsaber under the tree, for me

been an awful good geek, Santa buddy,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Buddy, an 81 Delorean too,

Trash fueled
A Mr. Fusion on top.

Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the mercy I’ve shown
To all the stupid noobs that I could’ve pwned.

If you help my collection grow
I’ll help you jailbreak your new smart phone.

Santa Buddy, Time and Relative

Dimension in Space, is the place

Keep the Weeping Angels at bay.
Santa Buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Partner, there’s one thing I really do need,

Indeed

A gold pressed Latinum pile

Santa partner, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa studly, fill my stocking with a Holodeck,

And next
put the Deathly Hollows inside,

Santa studly, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With geeky decorations bought off of etsy.

I’ll really take great responsibility,
with the great power that you’ll give me,

Santa buddy, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
One to rule them all,
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Shimmy down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.