It's Freaking Cold!

I guess I never posted this here.

It's still technically Christmas. And it is still cold outside... kinda.


So whatever. It's on here now!

Yeah, I know there's another parody/updated version where there's consent. I haven't watched it. I honestly think the original is more innocent than people make it out to be. But I made this one because I thought of the idea and Melissa thought it was funny too.

Andre the Giant Has a Paci!

I had this idea.

I made it.

Now it's here.

Um... OBEY?

Day 271 - What I Think the Giving Tree Should Be Called - 9/29/2015

I love Shel Silverstein's work. I do not like the Giving Tree.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna...

Day 196 - Two of Them! - 7/15/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is...

Poop.

Poop

(2 Poops)

Day 169 - Meme Parody Me, Too (As Well)! - 6/18/2015

Still no good ideas.

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is another series of Meme Parody Pics.

This time with this picture of me.

This time I used random catch phrases and taglines.

I hope you love them and make some of your own!

5 this time!

Hopefully this will be the last Meme-related Thing-a-Day Things for a long time. (forever)

I don't fight like a farmer. I fight like a 1920's cartoon character.

Day 168 - Meme Parody Me! - 6/17/2105

I couldn't think of a Thing-a-Day Thing so I did the narcissistic thing and turned this picture of me from 2 years ago...

... and turned it into a series of Meme Parody pictures!

In each picture I put two unrelated facts about me in such a way that people not in the know would think I was insinuating that they were related.

Nonsense is the essence of my style of humor.

Create your own! Just keep them fairly innocent.

Breach the Midline, Harold Lloyd!

Noel!

Here's a cover of a Christmas song from one of the best cartoons ever made.

I hope this Holiday Season finds you warm, happy, and looking forward to a lot of good things.

HA HA HA HA HA!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

More like "Social NOTworking", amIright?

Christmas at the Ponder Couch!

Santa Buddy, slip a Lightsaber under the tree, for me

been an awful good geek, Santa buddy,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Buddy, an 81 Delorean too,

Trash fueled
A Mr. Fusion on top.

Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the mercy I’ve shown
To all the stupid noobs that I could’ve pwned.

If you help my collection grow
I’ll help you jailbreak your new smart phone.

Santa Buddy, Time and Relative

Dimension in Space, is the place

Keep the Weeping Angels at bay.
Santa Buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Partner, there’s one thing I really do need,

Indeed

A gold pressed Latinum pile

Santa partner, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa studly, fill my stocking with a Holodeck,

And next
put the Deathly Hollows inside,

Santa studly, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With geeky decorations bought off of etsy.

I’ll really take great responsibility,
with the great power that you’ll give me,

Santa buddy, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
One to rule them all,
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Shimmy down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.