Day 289 - Jurassic Poem! - 10/18/2015

Dinosaurs!

Dinosaurs!

Michael Crichton wrote a book about

Dinosaurs!

They made it into a movie

and then three more!

A cane-toting, white haired old man

has a brand new dino plan!

But Jeff Goldblum's here to foil it

when Newman gets et off a toilet!

Two little kids crouched on the floor!

Velociraptors knocking on the door!

The audience jumped, scared in the dark!

Weird Al parodied MacArthur Park!

Then two more films, but enough of that

'cuz next comes a big eyeful of Chris Pratt!

It's a killer flick, I bet

I have to admit I haven't seen it yet.

I'm sure it's good. Chris Pratt is pretty good, usually...

Day 133 - Weird Al - 5/13/2015

Today's Thing is Weird.

It used to be all about Food and TV, but now the fun is Mandatory.

I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here...

Day 46 - Ponder and Enlightening Comic! - 2/15/2015

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This is the newest Ponder and Enlightening thing! Click here to start with the first comic!


Today's comic is about a dream I had the other night. Apparently these are the celebrities I'd most like to complain to about how I don't get enough attention on the internet.

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