If you are unfamiliar with Charles Phoenix, please acquaint yourself!
From the youtube description:
Here is the UNofficial UNauthorized fan-made theme song I wrote for the Charles Phoenix Test Kitchen! (https://www.youtube.com/user/charlesphoenixusa)
Charles Phoenix is my favorite celebrity cook. If he ever sees this video, I hope he loves it.
Lyrics:
In the Charles Phoenix Test Kitchen
it's his culinary mission
to put the kitsch back in tradition
with every dish that he prepares!
He's sure to make you wanna
add a dash of Americana
just like your dear Grandmama
to your sweet and savory fare!
He's a cookie
within a pie
within a cake!
(whistle, poorly)
In the Charles Phoenix Test Kitchen
it's his culinary mission
to put the Kitsch back in tradition
so let's see what he's prepared!
That's all I have to say about that.
