Me, Myself, and Irene

I wrote a song a couple years ago...


I finally recorded it today:

Watch, share, love, care, make sure to change your underwear.

Jim Carrey is always muggin'...

Day 294 - Me, Myself and... (a poem/would-be song) - 10/23/2015

Here's a Thing:

The world's the worst it's ever been

Our cultures turning more obscene

It's enough to make your face turn green

Everyone only loves "Me, Myself, and Irene"!

Me, Myself, and Irene, Me, Myself, and Irene

When the DVD ends push play ageen

If films were a college, it'd be the Dean!

Me, Myself, and Irene

With Jim Carrey muggin' in every scene

Rene Zelwegger is now our Queen!

The Farrelly Brothers mastered the silver screen

with Me, Myself, and Irene!

Me, Myself, and Irene, Me, Myself, and Irene

When the DVD ends push play ageen

If films were a college, it'd be the Dean!

Me, Myself, and Irene

All the tiny tots eating strained green beans

love Me, Myself, and Irene!

All the hepcat tweens in their skinny jeans

love Me, Myself, and Irene!

And the senior team with their AARP zines

love Me, Myself, and Irene!

Me, Myself, and Irene, Me, Myself, and Irene

When the DVD ends push play ageen

If films were a college, it'd be the Dean!

Me, Myself, and Irene

May be a song some day. All the words at the ends of rhyme lines that don't rhyme with Irene would be said as if they do rhyme with Irene.

The movie's okay. The one the song's about.

Zooey Deschanel Doesn't Deserve This....

So "Yes Man"... it's kinda like "Click" and an awful lot like "Liar, Liar"... I liked it better than "Click" but would need to watch "Liar, Liar" again to pass judgement. I liked "Liar, etc" better when I first saw it than I liked "Yes, Sir" when I just watched it a few days ago, but I was so much younger then.

All-in-all I liked it better than I thought I would. I recommend it to anyone who likes Jim Carrey movies. Or Zooey Deschanel... or Luis Guzman.