Indiana State Fair 2017!

Princes Melawesome and I went to the fair this last weekend!

I love the fair!

I ate a bunch of stuff, but didn't take any pictures of it.

Well, not most of it.

But I did take some pictures!

Here are all of the pictures and 1 video I took!

I'll comment on them.

The fair has anew chair lift ride!

We went on it.

I was so excited about it, I took a video!

We rode it again before we went home (the other way). But I didn't take a video of that.

In the arts building I saw this Doctor Who blanket!

I took the picture to send to my parents.

We also found the cheese sculpture!

If you look at the ice cream scoops, you can see that they are starting to come apart!

I got my yearly glass of tomato juice!

And then we started looking for the giant pumpkins!



We found some scarecrows!

And some big, but not giant, pumpkins.

(I don't know these people)

I needed to find the giant pumpkins because after I find them I feel like I can finally get excited for Halloween!

We couldn't find them last year... and maybe the year before (I can't remember for sure), but we found them this year!

I am going to have to join the Indiana Pumpkin Growers Association!

After we gawked at the giant pumpkins we headed to the Wine and Beer expo building!

I got a flight.

And then we rode the chair lift and went home!



While we were on the chair lift Princess Melawesome and I talked about how we don't understand the appeal of the Dairy Barn.

I mean... it's ice cream.  Ice cream is good, but not so good that it should be busy all day long. And it always seems to be busy all day long.

We like the Dole Whip better.

It feels sort of like our version of Ben not getting why everybody loves Lil' Sebastion so much...

That's the fair this year!!!!!!! We did other stuff and walked all over the place, but this is all of the pictures I took!


Now... on to Halloween!!!!!!

I wish that song was better... oh well...

New Corn Posts!

There are a couple new posts on my Corn Palace Blog!


Here's a pic from each:

Go read them!

Sethifus "CornPalace" Pederson

Sethifus! Sethifus! Sethifus!

I make songs.

I write them and play them.

I'm sort of a musician, right?


I don't play shows, but I love the strange pictures other musicians have on their flyers, shirts, and other stuff! Like They Might Be Giants and Lemon Demon!

So I made some of my own!

I don't own any of these, but I made them anyway!

(From HERE)

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I just chose some pictures I like and put my name on them!

Here's a bonus one! I own this picture:

I didn't take it, though. Ben did.

So I probably won't ever be able to use these as I don't see myself playing any concerts as Sethifus any time soon, but...

I hope these pictures make you like the songs I make!

More My Pet Monster!

I meant to post the lyrics of the My Pet Monster song in yesterday's post.

I'll post them now.

That's little me in the picture above.

Consider this post a poem instead of lyrics. I think it works.

MY PET MONSTER

Yes please come in, come in!

Thank you for attending

this private viewing of my collection

of oddities and curiosities from all around the world.

Here you will see my gallery

my Addams, Gorey, and Grimly,

but that's for the general public to see

let's travel further down.

Venture down the spiral staircase

where my artifacts are stored.

Yes some are quite illegal

but certain laws must be ignored.

To house such priceless treasures

one cannot afford

to play by the rules that uncultured men adore.

I have voodoo dolls and shrunken heads

reanimated limbs from the living dead

and gore-stained sheets stolen from the beds

of the newly exorcised.

An over here is a queer little piece of history

a shackled box shrouded in mystery.

It seems the only skeleton key

is the blood of men who lie.

And speaking of blood...

please don't mind the floors.

The red-brown spotting, the visceral smell,

and where the wood is scored

as if by someone's fingernails

as they were dragged behind the door.

It seems this evening's true purpose

can no longer be ignored!

My Pet Monster

need something to eat

it's a pity

but you're within reach.

His tummy is rumbly

and Kibble just won't do

when what he's got the munchies for

is you.

As his teeth grind your bones

for his daily bread

I ignore your screams of agony

and soon you'll be dead!

My Pet Monster

can not be restrained.

His hunger cannot

be contained.

The death of the innocent

is my one regret.

He's a monster,

but he's still my pet.

I'm pretty proud of these words. I think I wrote a solid little story here. It works as a poem, song, or prose.

Please share either form of it if you think somebody else might enjoy it.

My Pet Monster

can not be restrained.

Lets draw Ponder and Enlightening!

Lets draw Sonic The Hedgehog!