New Track! "Toilet Trashcan"!

Here's the Official Video for my newest instrumental track from "Lynn Monologues"!

It's called "Toilet Trashcan" which is the absolute worst thing.



You can buy the track and the whole album HERE!

Or is a Trashcan Toilet worse?

Sethifus! Sethifus! Sethifus!

I make songs.

I write them and play them.

I'm sort of a musician, right?


I don't play shows, but I love the strange pictures other musicians have on their flyers, shirts, and other stuff! Like They Might Be Giants and Lemon Demon!

So I made some of my own!

I don't own any of these, but I made them anyway!

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I just chose some pictures I like and put my name on them!

Here's a bonus one! I own this picture:

I didn't take it, though. Ben did.

So I probably won't ever be able to use these as I don't see myself playing any concerts as Sethifus any time soon, but...

I hope these pictures make you like the songs I make!

Day 316 - Toity the Toilet Turtle Toon! - 11/14/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is Toity 2!

I can't decide if he's more unsettling as a for-real turtle or a cartoon one.



Both bite EVERYTHING.

1 More Thing and 2 More Thankfuls!

How do I keep getting behind? So close to the end...

Day 315 - Toity The Toilet Turtle! - 11/13/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is Toity the Toilet Turtle!

Careful when you sit down! He Bites Butts!

He bites "other" things, too...

Chomp, chomp, chew...

Day 62 - Toilet Lunch! - 3/3/2015

Here's a Photoshopped image I made of another fictional restaurant from my comic Ponder and Enlightening!

It's Dogwood's favorite place to eat.


You can buy a Toilet Lunch shirt if you click on these words! And you should!

Wanna go grab a bite to eat?