Day 355 - 10 Novelty Christmas Songs! - 12/21/2015

Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is a list of 10 Novelty Christmas Songs!

I've done nonreligious and religious, now I wanna do the silly ones that we like because they are silly!


1. Christmas At Ground Zero! - Weird Al Yankovic

also this one:

I love Weird Al!

2. Carols of the Bells - Brian Posehn

I just saw this one the other day! It's just awful and I love it!



3. 12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie

I remember kids in my elementary school classes laughing like crazy as we listened to this tape. I didn't like it very much at the time, but now I think it's wonderful.




4. I Wish It Was Christmas Today - the SNL guys!

It's so dumb it became an instant classic.


5. It's Christmas in Heaven - Monty Python!

God I love Monty Python!



6. Happy Holidays You Bastard - Blink 182/Ben Folds!

This one has ample naughty language!

I loved Blink 182 when they were making albums and look forward to the new one with Matt Skiba!

Ben Folds is one of the musicians that constantly vies for the top spot in my favorites..



7. Santa Clause is Watchin You - Ray Stevens

Dumb and fun. Perfect for this list.



8. Christmas Will Be Soon - Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega)

The whole I AM BECOME CHRISTMAS album is great. You should go listen to the whole thing!


9. Skank For Christmas - Reel Big Fish

RBF's Christmas Album is also excellent.

Reel Big Fish is my favorite band.


10. Santa Baby! - Eartha Kitt

My favorite version of the song!

It's so good it inspired me to make a parody.





That's it!


All that's left is a list of all the Christmas songs I've written/recorded!

Soon.

Soon.

SOON...

Youtube Transcripts are funny!

Youtube has a feature on some videos called Transcript. Transcripts are written by a computer of some kind. They must be because they often stray far from what is actually said or sung. Either that or I need to sing and speak more clearly.

Here are some of my videos with the transcripts below them.

0:08 time needs to move

0:10 little more quickly times

0:13 18 farty long time takes its time

0:17 all too often anytime that you

0:21 are gone when you're not here I fear

0:25 that we might be far for answer

0:29 we knew work here my dear

0:32 where back to Kent their I wish she could last for our

0:37 time leads to new little more quickly

0:41 times 18 far too long

0:44 time places time out to you

0:47 often and anytime that's you

0:50 are gone when you're around I found

0:54 its rendezvous in Hannah team meeting

0:58 goes past sell fast

1:02 time is fleeting to this it's only a matter about

1:06 times the new little more quickly

1:10 times 18 far cue long

1:13 time if this time all too

1:16 of the end anytime that you are gone

1:20 anytime that's you are gone

1:24 I

 

0:01 do

0:04 down

0:08 I do these

0:11 grab the she didn't brides goofball showbiz DCI

0:21 reno's time

0:23 what happens paintball scary

0:28 girl and I never got future I

0:33 still her

0:36 all hidden treasure cereals pretty good to you

This next one I find particularly funny because I don't actually say anything in it. It must have picked up random words from the episode of Good Eats I have playing in the background. I've been considering turning this or another transcript from one of my videos into a song. Somebody told me that Rhett and Link already did that, though so...

For some reason blogspot isn't letting me post this video so just click anywhere on this sentence to watch the video!

0:12 she

0:13 huge

0:42 up

0:47 should

0:51 chip she

0:55 his

1:02 feature ish

2:05 here

2:47 up

2:49 this

2:58 mustard