I just submitted 10 different flavors.
Here they are:
1.
I'd eat it!
2.
It's like a healthy-flavored chip!
3.
I like Doritos more than Lay's. Even though I still like Lay's.
4.
Beef might be more accurate, but Cow is more fun to say. "Cooooowwww..."
5.
Jack and Cola. Good drink = Good chip?
6.
I want a Monkey Butler. I don't know if they'd taste good in chip form, but it makes me happy that there is now an image of a Lay's potato chip bag that says "Monkey Butler" on it.
7.
Sausage and Mouthwash. I had a dream where I ate a sausage called "Mouthwash". It was a normal sausage except the casing had a minty flavor to it. It was pretty good in the dream.
8.
You know you want to kiss me.
9.
What kid hasn't eaten paste? There must be a reason. It probably tastes good (he says, pretending that he doesn't know full well how paste tastes (good)).
And 10.
ComedySportz is hilarious and well worth your time. They should have a Lay's flavor.
I won't win this contest so I won't get the money. Wanna give me some money as a consolation prize?
