Today's Thing-a-Day Thing is a list of 10 Novelty Christmas Songs!
I've done nonreligious and religious, now I wanna do the silly ones that we like because they are silly!
1. Christmas At Ground Zero! - Weird Al Yankovic
also this one:
I love Weird Al!
2. Carols of the Bells - Brian Posehn
I just saw this one the other day! It's just awful and I love it!
3. 12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
I remember kids in my elementary school classes laughing like crazy as we listened to this tape. I didn't like it very much at the time, but now I think it's wonderful.
4. I Wish It Was Christmas Today - the SNL guys!
It's so dumb it became an instant classic.
5. It's Christmas in Heaven - Monty Python!
God I love Monty Python!
6. Happy Holidays You Bastard - Blink 182/Ben Folds!
This one has ample naughty language!
I loved Blink 182 when they were making albums and look forward to the new one with Matt Skiba!
Ben Folds is one of the musicians that constantly vies for the top spot in my favorites..
7. Santa Clause is Watchin You - Ray Stevens
Dumb and fun. Perfect for this list.
8. Christmas Will Be Soon - Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega)
The whole I AM BECOME CHRISTMAS album is great. You should go listen to the whole thing!
9. Skank For Christmas - Reel Big Fish
RBF's Christmas Album is also excellent.
Reel Big Fish is my favorite band.
10. Santa Baby! - Eartha Kitt
My favorite version of the song!
It's so good it inspired me to make a parody.
That's it!
All that's left is a list of all the Christmas songs I've written/recorded!
Today's Thing-a-Day is a bunch of my favorite Christmas Songs!
I will try to get 10 Christmas Songs that aren't specifically religious. We'll see if I can find that many of them on youtube.
1. Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas is You
This might be my favorite Christmas song. It's up there, anyway.
I've loved almost every version I've heard. I've only heard one so far that I did not like. I heard it in the restroom at the mall, and I don't know who it was by.
2. Vince Guaraldi Trio - Christmas Time is Here
Mariah sings my favorite Christmas song with vocals. Vince played my favorite instrumental Christmas song. So sad I had to cover the vocal version.
3. The Drifters - White Christmas
I love this song. It's almost my favorite. It's funny and well-sung at the same time.
It was in Home Alone.
4. Pep Squad - Feliz Navidad
I don't like this song for the talking at the beginning. It borders on racism, but I love the trumpet and the shouting.
5. Lost Dogs - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
I do love the original, but the harmonies on this are lovely.
The talking in between singing parts is hokey and kind of annoying, but I love their harmonies.
6. Michael Buble - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
I love the jazzy little "You better watch out..." part near the end.
7. Zooey Deschanel and Leon Redbone - Baby It's Cold Outside
I like most versions of this song. This is my favorite.
8. Jonathan Coulton - Christmas is Interesting
I agree.
This is yet another song JoCo wrote that I wish I had written.
9. NewSong - The Christmas Shoes
JUST KIDDING!
I don't like that song at all.
9. The California Raisins - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
I love all of the Claymation Christmas Special.
This is the Temptations version of the song. I think directly their version, but it sounds a bit retooled to me. There is a different higher tenor part than the classic Temptations version I've heard.
I don't feel like looking it up. I'm just going by memory.
10. Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time
I hear that people hate this song. I don't understand why.
I love it!
The lyrics paint a comfy Christmas memory picture for me.
I love the idea of someone saying, "How's your holiday season going?"
and I reply, "Oh, I'm simply having a wonderful Christmas time!"
I like that idea a lot.;
That's 10!
I didn't think I'd be able to think of or find that many.
I could probably find more of my favorite non-religious Christmas songs, but 10 is a good number.
Later in the Christmas season I'll probably do a list of 10 of my favorite religious Christmas songs.
I gotta make something to fill out the rest of the year of Thing-a-Day things...
I said today was 333, but it should be more than that.
I don't know if I repeated a number or two, but I did the maths last night and if today is 333 I will not have made a full 365 things by the time New Years Eve rolls around!
I hope I'm off by a few days. It would only be 362 or 363 if I mathed it right.
Sigh... maybe I should just make a few more things, just to be safe.
I've never been much of a hot chocolate (hot cocoa) fan. I grew up preferring cold beverages (unless you're talking about soup, then hot is better), but I also didn't like coffee, tea, chocolate milk, cola, or beer until I was well past the legal age for each.
So I never really cared for hot chocolate... until last weekend.
Last weekend Princess Melawesome and I were walking around the Fashion Mall because we often do on the weekends. They have been building their Christmas Season Spirit since the day after Halloween. I don't wholly approve of this because I love Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas and think each should get a full chunk of the calendar to itself, but it's hard to resist Christmas music, decorations, etc. when they're plastered all over everything you see.
We were walking around, taking it all in (reluctantly) when we saw a group of girl scouts just inside the middle doorway of Pottery Barn. They surrounded a folding table on which there was everything you need to make a gourmet hot chocolate. It was mainly to raise money for St. Jude's Children's Hospital . I am all for charity that helps children. So we decided to donate some money and ordered a couple cups.
There were about 8 girl scouts and each of them had a job. They asked what we would like in/on our hot chocolates. We ordered two with everything. Their eyes got wide. Apparently no one had asked for one with everything yet. They worked eagerly and efficiently: one girl poured out the cocoa mix, one added hot water, one added marshmallows, one added cinnamon, one carefully unwrapped our candy canes and added those, and one stared off into space absentmindedly ringing a bell.
In the end they handed us these:
Thanked us, and we were on our way.
My heart is still bursting at the seams with Christmas joy from this experience. They were so earnest in their jobs; making hot chocolate (a drink most people loved) in order to raise money for a great cause.
I wish I could thank those girl scouts for giving me the first in what I hope is a full season of heart-warming Christmas memories for 2014, but it would probably come off as a little creepy and old-guy weird. So I decided to just tell all of you.
It's safe to say that I am officially converted. I now love hot chocolate.
I sort of channel the ghost of Buddy Holly in this one. Or... maybe a Buddy Holly impersonator.
Here're the lyrics:
get anxious when I see an evergreen tree covered in tinsel and lights. I start to perspire when I hear a choir singing "Silent Night".
My forehead starts to bead when the pastor reads about shepherds hearing good news. My neck hair mats down when there's fruitcake around and my feet flood my Christmas Shoes.
My palms get wet when I see silhouettes of carolers out in the snow. It flows down my back when nuts start to crack and I pit out underneath mistletoe.
I love the Holiday Season and it makes me want to cry. I'm and Ugly Christmas Sweater but by New Year's Eve I'm cute and dry (x2)