Idearrhea 4!

More ideas I had:

1. I like my pastries at room temperature. I don't mind that other people like their pastries hot, but I just don't care for what warmth does to the texture. I wish there was a reverse microwave.

I know some of you are thinking "there is, it's called a refrigerator or freezer". While this does cool food down, it takes longer than I'd like. If I could get a cookie or piece of pie fresh from the oven, pop it in a reverse microwave for about a minute, and pull it out at room temperature, I would be a very happy Sethifus indeed.

Alas, for now I'll just have to wait and eat my pastries when they cool down on their own.

2. I wish someone would make a ball pit, but instead of balls they would use big, puffy, hollow gold coins. I know I've seen them around, but I have not been able to find them in my google searches.

The point of this fake coin ball pit is that then I could swim in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck!

3. Another thing I wish existed is a set of puppet features (eyes, nose, a hinged mouth) that had velcro or something like that so it could stick to most surfaces. That way you could turn any blanket, shirt, scarf, stocking cap, or other fabric into an improvised puppet!

I think the Henson Studios and Disney could make a lot of money off of this idea.


4. They should make a chess set out of nail polish bottles and/or other beauty products.

In my version of this each color of polish or different product would be a different shaped chess piece.


That's all I got for now! More later, perhaps!

Idearrhea 2

Here's some more ideas:

1. Every college campus should have Ramen Noodle machines in the student center. They probably exist somewhere, but I did not have one in my campus center AND THAT WAS A SHAME! I think if there were a way to get ready-made ramen noodles from a vending machine, it would make the owner a lot of money.

As usual, all images that aren't photos I took are stolen from google image searches.

2. There should be more common words that start with X. That way we could have alphabet cards for school children and other people who are learning to read with pictures other than Xylophones, X-rays, and things like eXtra.

I know there are other X words out there, but they are either things that school children know nothing about or they are proper names like Xavier and Xander. Or they are attached to something commercial.

3. I would love to be able to buy Chinese Food flavored microwave popcorn. There is bacon flavored popcorn:

Cheese popcorn:

There is even popcorn that tastes like a movie theater:

Popcorn is my all-time favorite food. I also like to eat Chinese food. I would love to combine the two and have a new favorite flavor besides salt and butter.

I tried to make Chinese Food popcorn myself once with garlic salt and powdered ginger. It didn't work. There's got to be a way to do it.


That's all I have for now. More idearrhea as it floods out of me.

Ideas...

I get ideas from time to time that I would love to use, but don't have time or money or abilities to realize in tangible form. I hear zefrank calls this "brain crack" as in ideas that stay in your brain and you think about all the time (I think...). I would like to come up with my own word for ideas that you get out because you have to get them out.... I'll come up with it later...

1. I would love there to be a membership card you could buy that would get you into any hotel pool in the world.

(as always, any pictures I didn't take myself are stolen from a Google image search)

I love swimming in hotels. I would love to be able to swim in hotels and use their water slides and such even when I'm not actually staying there. If there was a card I could buy that would let me swim in hotels even if I'm staying with friends or something, I would pay a good deal of money each year for the privilege.

I am no business person so I have no idea how this could work. Maybe it would have to be one specific hotel per card. That way only that hotel would get the money from your membership, but at least you would have hotel pools available to you without renting a room. I would prefer it to be at least a few different hotels, that way there would be a better chance that there would be a pool nearby.

2. I would love to see an art exhibit where someone would trace a bunch of chalk outlines on some blacktop.

Then a group of preschoolers that have no concept of death would be set loose to draw and color with chalk in these outlines. Or, instead of chalk, they were given red fingerpaint.

I would love to see the results.

3. I think everything should cost 5 dollars. I wrote about this on my tumblr. I will copy and past it below the picture of 5 dollars.

This is how I think money should work.

Everything should cost 5 Dollars.
“How much is that pizza?”
“5 Dollars.”
“How much is that gumball?”
“5 Dollars.”
“How much is that very expensive-looking boat?”
“5 Dollars.”
“Great! I’ll take them all and eat a pizza on my boat and then chew gum!”
Everybody’s paychecks would read “A lot of 5 Dollars.” And we could all afford everything.
“How much is that light purple octopus?”
“5 Dollars.”
“And how about those bags of popcorn?”
“5 Dollars.”
“For how many bags of popcorn?”
“However many you need.”
“Good because I need a lot of bags of popcorn to feed my new octopus. I’m sure glad I get paid a lot of 5 Dollars!”
“Hey! That’s how much I make!”
And then they give each other a high-five (dollars.)


That's all of my ideas I needed to get out at the moment. I may do these from time to time.

I got it! Idearrhea! An over-flowing of ideas that just need to spill out all over the place!